We all know being stuck in an office for 40 hours a week isn’t thrilling. In fact, some days you would rather stick rusty nails into your finger tips, than trying to create another macro on excel. Working in a office, is something many of us have to undertake just be able to afford to live (and when I say live, I mean wine). Here are 30 honest thoughts, which I can guarantee I have all day, every day, Monday to Friday.
- Why didn’t I have an early night? My eyes seem to be permanently closing.
- Give me all the caffeine
- Shit, my lipsticks all over my mug!
- Is it acceptable to eat my lunch at 10.30?
- Yes, more coffee.
- Should really get some work done.
- Can you please stop talking to me, I don’t care about your athletes foot.
- 10.45? Seriously, why can’t it be lunch time.
- Lets have a look on Instagram *instantly hates self*.
- What on earth have I saved that spread sheet as?
- I’m sure I can answer 57 emails, in 20 minutes, right?
- Is 4 coffee’s before 12 acceptable?
- Sod it. I’m having one any way.
- 11.30, just an hour until lunch. I can do this.
- Stomach will you stop growling, you’re not a hyena.
- Shhhhh. Stomach.
- 12.15, has time stopped.
- 12.16, that’s it my stomach is going to start eating itself.
- 12.25, how? Has the clock stopped? Is it broken.
- 12.27, can I go early?
- 12.30, LETS DO THIS.
- 13.01 Oh man!
- I can’t wait to go home.
- Can people just stop talking. Why are there voices so loud.
- Hello, office politics. I see you.
- 4.30, the slowest part of the day has begun.
- Urgh, let me go home.
- HOME TIME.
- FUCK! Traffic.
Now, if this isn’t truthful I don’t know what is! Let me know what you think in the comments below!
P.S. Please don’t make me feel like an utter twat! And leave a comment, you babe, ❤
I don’t work in an office but I can definitely relate to anything food! I get a half-hour break when doing a 9-5.30 so I have to take loads of snacks to sneak during the day! I also say that I can’t wait for home pretty much as soon as I get to work!
Sian x
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Snacks literally get me through the day! Otherwise I could turn into the hulk! I’m glad i’m not the only one!
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