We all know being stuck in an office for 40 hours a week isn’t thrilling. In fact, some days you would rather stick rusty nails into your finger tips, than trying to create another macro on excel. Working in a office, is something many of us have to undertake just be able to afford to live (and when I say live, I mean wine).  Here are 30 honest thoughts, which I can guarantee I have all day, every day, Monday to Friday.

• Why didn’t I have an early night? My eyes seem to be permanently closing.
• Give me all the caffeine
• Shit, my lipsticks all over my mug!
• Is it acceptable to eat my lunch at 10.30?
• Yes, more coffee.
• Should really get some work done.
• Can you please stop talking to me,  I don’t care about your athletes foot.
• 10.45? Seriously, why can’t it be lunch time.
• Lets have a look on Instagram *instantly hates self*.
• What on earth have I saved that spread sheet as?
• I’m sure I can answer 57 emails, in 20 minutes, right?
• Is 4 coffee’s before 12 acceptable?
• Sod it. I’m having one any way.
• 11.30, just an hour until lunch. I can do this.
• Stomach will you stop growling, you’re not a hyena.
• Shhhhh. Stomach.
• 12.15, has time stopped.
• 12.16, that’s it my stomach is going to start eating itself.
• 12.25, how? Has the clock stopped? Is it broken.
• 12.27, can I go early?
• 12.30, LETS DO THIS.
• 13.01 Oh man!
• I can’t wait to go home.
• Can people just stop talking. Why are there voices so loud.
• Hello, office politics. I see you.
• 4.30, the slowest part of the day has begun.
• Urgh, let me go home.
• HOME TIME.
• FUCK! Traffic.

Now, if this isn’t truthful I don’t know what is! Let me know what you think in the comments below!

P.S. Please don’t make me feel like an utter twat! And leave a comment, you babe, ❤