Whether you want to admit it or not, you talk to yourself. Little mundane conversations where no boy else’s opinions are needed. Now I am not going to lie, I probably spend a good 23 hours of my day entering into conversations with myself. It seems only logical that I let you in on the conversations, as I seemingly have no filter when it comes to my blog.
‘You should have gone then’.
Usually a statement reserved for roundabouts, junctions or what ever else means merging onto another road. Sometimes, self doubt is a bastard and when you have 786 cars behind you it can suck the big one. So if you say this know that we all do, honey.
‘You don’t need another G and T, but you’re going to have one any way. ‘
Shitty day at the office? Make sure you order a double, in hale said drink and order another. You know the drill.
‘At least your room represents your life. A BIG OL’ MESS.’
Pretty self explanatory,
‘What are you doing?’
About pretty much anything you come into contact with, including but not exclusive to any form of human interaction, communication or facial expressions(hello, resting bitch face).
‘You need to get out more’.
Probably true but staying inside feels so, so good.
‘ I can’t wait to go to bed’.
Cause nothing says living my best life like a 8.30pm bed time with Rick and Morty.
‘Yes, DIET COKE’.
Insert- COME TO MAMA QUOTE RIGHT HERE.
Alternatively, ice cream can have the same effect.
Do you have little conversations with yourself just to get you through the day? If you do let me know in the comments.